Sleeps Furiously

Pale creepy girl who doesn't like sunlight.

Imposing relentless weirdo.

Still alone in o-Hello. See the deadly nightshade grow.

 

silvermoon424:

My keychain set came today! :D They’re all so adorable! I took some pictures of both of my keychain sets together; I really should get the first set (with the Inner Senshi), though.

If you’re on the fence about getting these, I say go for it! They’re INCREDIBLY detailed for such tiny things!

geebootaro:

今日のゆず
Today’s Yuzu

鯉も食べる!
“I eat a carp now!”


#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ

geebootaro:

今日のゆず
Today’s Yuzu

鯉も食べる!
“I eat a carp now!”


#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ

arinky-dink:

Mew, you little shit. You broke the flow

And yes, I will tag all these little shits. Just you watch

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys
Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
rabbits do not belong in cages.
store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
adopt when possible.

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys

  • Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
  • Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
  • Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
  • Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
  • Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
  • rabbits do not belong in cages.
  • store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
  • chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
  • Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
  • Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
  • adopt when possible.

the-pietriarchy:

I’m absolutely baffled and disgusted that despite the overwhelming votes putting her in the top 5 and her positive progressive influence in the past year that TIME kicked Laverne Cox off of the top 100 most influential list while safeguarding the spots of tons of celebrities who have added way less substance to the world. Ridiculous. 

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

lord-kitschener:

the-hippo-duelist:

This is no exaggeration to how I react when people talk shit about my cat




Me when people talk shit about cats, period tbh

lord-kitschener:

the-hippo-duelist:

This is no exaggeration to how I react when people talk shit about my cat

Me when people talk shit about cats, period tbh

psshaw:

bogglehead:

krudman:

pepple shud stop complenin because zelda knows magic an’ smesh bros isn’t rel-listic.

no one can convince me this is fine

Isn’t it weird and amazing how straight men have apparently universally decided that they’d rather fuck a piece of taffy than a human woman.

(Source: supercargautier)

"hiring entry level positions"

caterinasforzas:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to