Pale creepy girl who doesn't like sunlight.
Imposing relentless weirdo.
Still alone in o-Hello. See the deadly nightshade grow.
Bitches talk shit on Samsung galaxy, but lemme tell you a thing, those things are the Nokia phone of smartphones. Mine has survived a two-story fall, among other indignities.
i love mine too lol. even if its brain does bEEZORTSZAP every once in a while
Terry Pratchett (via bableman)
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
he wont warm up to my family, and not for lack of them trying. he’s made people bleed and cry.
sometimes parrots pick a single person to bond to and won’t bond with any other people :s it happens less when they’re socialized as babies with multiple people in equal measures